- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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