What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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