why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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women rights

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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Continents are large islands.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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