What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

What is a jew in space? Dead

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Your grandma's cookies.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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