A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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