Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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woman..parallel parking

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