like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Why did? Yes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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