- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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