Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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Your face

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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