Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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