- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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