Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Bags of delicious poop.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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