I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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