How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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A man walks into a bar

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Sarah Palin

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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