What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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