A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Where are you going Your house

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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