Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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this is not a joke. jks

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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