Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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Anti Joke

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