why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Apple juice.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Amazing

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Anti Joke

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