- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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