Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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