Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Womens basketball

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Massie is a fatass

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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