Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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gay porn...

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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suck my balls mr.garison

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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