- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

I'm winning at Scrabble.

black people

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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