What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

roses are red, violets are blue.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

A white person at Harvard

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

hey justin

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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