- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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