If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

roses are red, violets are violet.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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