How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Knock knock, COME IN!

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

A person from Singapore eats

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Nickelback

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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