What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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Hello.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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