A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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