What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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