Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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what do u call a apple a apple

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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Anti Joke

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