Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Hello.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

2 + 2 = 4

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...