Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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Daym im romantic

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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What happen? Idk...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Dont read this joke

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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