- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

So a man walks into a bar, right?

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

balls

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

hey

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Spinabifita

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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