When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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I have suicidal thoughts

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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kill yourself

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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