How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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Please? No.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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