- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Women Sports.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Bean.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Church.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

its snowing on mount fuji

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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