- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Asians

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What's funnier than 24? 25

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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