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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed wink Parent: whut?

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Im black

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.