- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.