If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

A child walks into a classroom.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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