Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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