- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Misner is a twat.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Banana Hamock.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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