Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Ju... Just why?

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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