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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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