- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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