What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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jibby jobby

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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