I had sex with my mother in law

He walked in a bar

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Mullets

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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