Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Weed.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

every knight i see an owl at window

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

luke moore cant pull it back

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