Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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