Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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