Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Donkey lips

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

dick dick dick... frogs

What do you call a black man? Black

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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