whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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A black guy gets a job...

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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I'm Batman.

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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religion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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