Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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