- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Your future.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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