- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

The Princess is in another castle

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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