How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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