Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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<=3 penis

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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