- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What did the teacher do? He taught.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

A woman walks into a bar.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

how do you save a black man ... u don't

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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