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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

this website even though its hilarious.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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