- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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