- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

What you reading? reading?

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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