- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What's 9 + 10 19

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Harry Chappell raped someone

Horse with a chair on his head.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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